Articles containing the tag "Joke"

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The Bean

Daddy, tell me a joke.

Me

[Thinks for a moment] My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!

The Bean

[Laughing hysterically] I get it! We don't have a dog! That's funny!

Some time passes...

The Bean

My back yard is missing... because there's no house. We don't have a house! So, how can there be a back yard!