Articles containing the tag "The Bean"
So we signed you up
To do gymnastics we thought
Turns out, it was cheer!
Talking over dinner
What's bigger than your hand?
And what's bigger than the world?
The United States of America!
The Bean walks in wearing swimming goggles.
Look at me! I'm a vegetarian!
The Bean has been experimenting with telling fibs.
This morning she tried to convince me that she knows Katy Perry.
She still has a bit of learning to do.
Daddy, tell me a joke.
[Thinks for a moment] My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!
[Laughing hysterically] I get it! We don't have a dog! That's funny!
Some time passes...
My back yard is missing... because there's no house. We don't have a house! So, how can there be a back yard!