Articles of type "Quote"

On discovering that we don't have any crackers for the brie:
I just can't believe we don't have any crackers for the brie!
Me
While walking back from lunch:
...I'm just not sure a person of average intelligence could become an engineer...
Random Student
While driving to "Cheer" practice:
I have this funny voice in my head. I think it's God. And they're asking me all different kinds of questions. And I'm answering them out loud. But there's one question I can't answer, because I don't know what the date is.
The Bean
On Explaining the Food Chain:
So, a scorpion might eat a human, but then that scorpion might get eaten by a... a... tuna fish.
The Bean
Questioning The Bean's motives:
I don't think you need to take wrapping paper into the toilet, do you?
Me
Attempting some Simon and Garfunkel:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart, You're shaking my communists daily.
The Bean
On having two different soaps in the bathroom.:
I have two different kinds of soap to choose from. I love it!
The Bean