Articles of type "Scene"

SCENE

Talking over dinner

Me

What's bigger than your hand?

The Bean

The World!

Me

And what's bigger than the world?

She thinks...

The Bean

The United States of America!

SCENE

The Bean walks in wearing swimming goggles.

The Bean

Look at me! I'm a vegetarian!

SCENE

Overheard at a choir rehearsal

Wife

Honey, what's that instrument that's smaller than the oboe?

Husband

The viola?

Wife

That's it!

SCENE

The Bean

Daddy, tell me a joke.

Me

[Thinks for a moment] My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!

The Bean

[Laughing hysterically] I get it! We don't have a dog! That's funny!

Some time passes...

The Bean

My back yard is missing... because there's no house. We don't have a house! So, how can there be a back yard!