Marmite in my sandwich
Marmite on my toast
Marmite in the bedroom
Marmite to hide the feeling of crushing loneliness
Marmite in a stew!
The Bean has been experimenting with telling fibs.
This morning she tried to convince me that she knows Katy Perry.
She still has a bit of learning to do.
El Nino is here!
But it is warm and sunny.
Wait, now I am cold.
Daddy, tell me a joke.
[Thinks for a moment] My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!
[Laughing hysterically] I get it! We don't have a dog! That's funny!
Some time passes...
My back yard is missing... because there's no house. We don't have a house! So, how can there be a back yard!